okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering
I am MAKING a capybara soup bowl so that I may observe the creature soaking in a bath of my delicious broths and stews
it just has to dry and bisque and then… I will paint her :)
![[A stick figure walks up to a sword in a stone.] [The figure attempts to pull the sword out of the stone.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/62e6e555eae92479d04439d5ef506e7e/b353b4dc9928f9af-a0/s250x400/c4219c655928d3f0e4dc0a8652542d1dbe56de65.png)
![[A beam of light and music plays as she removes the sword.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/440cd77f0740df0d2c881c93a95275ec/b353b4dc9928f9af-cc/s250x400/c3b8a73d0c378f1aeb2912cb437daece9821445f.png)
![[While standing with the swords a voice from the sky speaks in gray shaky letters:] Celestial voice: The Throne of England is yours [The figure takes out her smart phone and searches:] Wikipedia England](https://64.media.tumblr.com/aafb21d421ff1f7d196ac7e0afa2b16d/b353b4dc9928f9af-c7/s250x400/2a848969860d3fa0ef32974348427028bb10d6e2.png)
![[The figure reads on her phone.] [She starts to replace the sword back into the stone.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/adb80ec35c51c79faec66afde7ad1eba/b353b4dc9928f9af-93/s250x400/de2230399760f69519cbb0e76e02680bb4fbc894.png)